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Mikkelin Jukurit is a professional ice hockey team in Liiga, the top tier Finnish ice hockey league. They play in Mikkeli, Finland, at the Kalevankankaan jäähalli. The team has won seven Mestis championships.
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Tauno Kullervo Pylkkänen was a Finnish composer. He was a popular opera composer and was nicknamed during his lifetime as Northern Puccini.
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